Can't make this stuff up

"I think the reasonableness standard of the handgun laws in the District, which are not completely banned, because there is licensed handguns in the District of Columbia for law enforcement, retired law enforcement, federal law enforcement, security agencies. So, there is not a complete ban on handguns."~ Washington DC Police Chief Cathy Lanier

So if your a cop or a crook you can have a handgun, but if you are a tax paying citizen tough luck