From an email:
WHY I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
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I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
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I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of�Iraq�I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
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I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of American�babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution to the freeloaders.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe�wackos who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give-a-ways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.
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I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
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I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
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I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.