Thursday, April 01, 2010

Paul Helmke Leaving Brady Campaign

With the ever shrinking budget, at The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, Paul Helmke, has taken a position with Depends Undergarments, as the companies new "Official Spokesperson" Mr Helmke was quoted "Pantie wetting is a job I was born for", it is an almost seamless transition for me" Mr Helmke went on to say how he had used Depend products for years, and how he looked forward to promoting this brand of protection to the American public.

"Nothing Protects Like Depends" will be our new ad slogan Mr Helmke stated at the end of the press release

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