Samuel Adams would likely kick Sam Adams butt

The MAIG Mayor of Portland wants to enact useless laws to stop illegal gun use,

His 5 point plan:

1. Curfews
2. Penalties for children being able to access guns
3. Penalties for not reporting a stolen gun
4. Increased penalties for illegal guns

And my favorite:

5. Exclude convicted violaters from high crime neighorhoods, so they can move to your neighorhood