A Joke

Having already downed a few drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place,in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.




"Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding.


I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"