Assault Shovel?

Next thing we'll have to ban these too...
http://www.thedailytimes.com/article/20071214/NEWS/71214019

Hattip to Tam:
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15907727&postID=1958470738719112887

Perhaps it is not the tool that people use, perhaps it's just the nature of man